love is 1
Date: 06/14/2005
...keeping your end of the anal sex deal
love is 2
Date: 06/14/2005
...forcing him to get his genital warts burned off
love is 3
Date: 06/14/2005
...deciding which one you're going to sell
love is 4
Date: 06/14/2005
...telling her its time to fuck or walk home
love is 5
Date: 06/14/2005
...scraping money for a fix
love is 6
Date: 06/18/2005
...listening to how, in a lot of ways, Chuck Mangione saved his life.
love is 7
Date: 06/18/2005
...walking with a slight limp the next morning.
love is 8
Date: 06/18/2005
...fucking him because he's in Elija Wood's posse.
love is 9
Date: 06/18/2005
...puppy golf.
love is 10
Date: 06/18/2005
...making the babysitter feel better after the threesome.
love is 11
Date: 06/18/2005
...the incontinent neighbor upstairs.
love is 12
Date: 06/18/2005
...matching his 'fish stories' with your 'my ex-boyfriend's boner' stories.
love is 13
Date: 06/18/2005
...letting pot cookies do the babysitting.
love is 14
Date: 06/18/2005
...hearing him tell a friend he's "out with some skank".
love is 15
Date: 06/18/2005
...saying, "it's ok kids; we live in the ghetto".
love is 16
Date: 06/18/2005
...trying to think of something that rhymes with 'rimjob'.
love is 17
Date: 06/18/2005
...cycling on oxy.
love is 18
Date: 06/18/2005
...his nose is so meth-damaged that he can't smell dogshit.
love is 19
Date: 06/18/2005
...telling her when the crapper needs unclogging.
love is 20
Date: 06/18/2005
...trading her for a meal.
love is 21
Date: 06/18/2005
...nothing in your inbox since the night you let him up your outbox.
love is 22
Date: 06/18/2005
...knowing the only bag she's getting from you has your nuts in it.
love is 23
Date: 06/18/2005
...letting him make a mess on the screen when he watches porn.
