Shower Caddy Haikus

the shower caddy
true yuppie accessory
not bohemian
my shower caddy
keeps my soap from eroding
but it's so ugly
new bane of my life
shower caddy delima
my innocence lost
nut cracking dope fiend
without a shower caddy
seven dollars lost
protector of soap
representative of kitsch
my soap and scrub brush
now near loofa and shampoo
brings calm in shower
September 18, 2002
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